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issue 0: Parody Ad – Ethical & Safe AI Certification

Are investors and customers confident in the ethics and safety of your AI apps?

Nowadays, everyone worries about AI ethics and safety – including your potential investors and customers.

How can you assure investors and customers that your AI app won’t become the next Terminator?

The government and huge AI companies talk about forming a committee or agency to regulate AI. But are they really the best source of ethics and safety?

Of course not!

Let’s look at the ethical history of what governments have done:

  • Started wars, based on lies.
  • Destroyed wealth through inflation and hyper-inflation.
  • Performed bio-medical experiments, under the guise of free medical care.
  • Smuggled drugs and weapons.
  • Interfered with foreign elections.
  • Its leaders regularly engage in insider trading.
  • Repeatedly reported false economic data – and quietly “adjusted” it later.
  • And much, much more

What’s the solution?

It’s your lucky day!

I have a certificate you can show your investors and customers, to ensure they feel safe about your AI app.

For a one-time fee of $9,995 and 0.5% Advisor shares in your company, you’ll get a copy of this nice certificate.

Why get your certificate from me?

I’ve never done any of the evil things that governments have. Plus, I’m not one of your competitors.

Order now!

Supplies are unlimited!

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